Talk to me because you want to not because you...
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
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If they really liked you, they wouldn't have given...
It's a hit and run,
He talks to you, he says sweet things, he flirts a little more, and he knows you’re falling for him. He leaves you and pretends like you guys have never met. He lead you on, it’s a hit and run..
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: Oh damn I'd tap that
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabee
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
Ask your crush out on April Fools....
If she says YES: If she says NO: APRIL FOOLS BITCH, SWAG
it's always the assholes that fuck it up for the...